Froo: Infoocon <NewProd@infoocon.com>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.sci.joe-bay,alt.slack,
alt.religion.scientology,alt.society.neutopia,alt.fan.bill-gates
Subject: USENET 2.0
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